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eBay

The only place you can find electronic parts like capacitors for cheap and 99% of the time don't have to pay a overpriced shipping and its usually free. Retards think its only a place for auctioning so they always shop on Amazon getting ripped off because they end up always paying extra for shipping if the item aint over 25 bucks. If you want an xbox or mac book with good shipping deal and great customer service then yeah go to Amazon but don't follow the retard sheep crowd who only look for things thats commonly advertised and assume Amazon is best with everything sold on it. I've found killer deals on things that ebay sells and amazon doesnt plus ebay sells a hell lot more stuff than Amazon does and you dont have to bitch about paying for shipping if ITS OVER UNDER 25 FUCKING BUCKS, FUCKING READ STOP FUCKING MAKE JEFF BEZOS RICH BECAUSE YOURE BRAIN DEAD AND CANT PICK UP A FUCKING BOOK OR RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN GOOD LUCK GETTING A Phd IF THATS YOUR GOAL!

Hey dumbass! did you know Amazon almost always comes with shipping if it aint over 25 bucks and it takes just as long as eBay if its shipped from china? At least eBay is usually free shipping for small things from china.

by poopee finger sniffer September 22, 2018


Ebay

The god of all men. In school he rules over everything and everyone. No one could over power him if they tried.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.

Yo mum: who is that new kid at school
You: he's eBay
Yo mum: he looks smokin

by NewYourka69 May 10, 2021


ebay witchhunting

(verb) the action of searching for something on eBay and continuing to search for the item at the lowest price and distance possible

I went eBay witchhunting to try to find a Nintendo Switch for $200.

by UrbanCommision April 23, 2017


eBay account

Someone that performs worse than their elo. An outdated term that has mostly been replaced by saying someone is boosted

"Please stop feeding mid"
"Don't even bother, he's playing on an eBay account"

by Eggnivia February 20, 2018


eBay account

An oldschool term used for people that play worse than their elo in competitive games because they are using an account that they bought online. This term has mostly been replaced with the term boosted

Xayah: Mid please stop feeding
Rek'Sai: Dont bother, its an eBay account

by Eggnivia March 4, 2018


brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023


eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019