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brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023


eBay Whore

An eBay whore is somebody that sells their virginity on eBay, or just practice prostitution on eBay.

Did you hear that Jen lost her virginity?
Yeah, she sold it on eBay like a real eBay whore

by Kayesevy May 12, 2020


Ebay

A place where everything that fake is sold

Sara: “did you see my Gucci belt!”
Rose: “ yeah is it real!”
Sara: “nah got it from eBay

by Rxixeiejskssm March 14, 2019


eBay

Slang for “I don’t know what you’re talking about” or “I don’t know”

-What time is it?
-eBay.

by Heckler69 February 15, 2022


eBay

The only place you can find electronic parts like capacitors for cheap and 99% of the time don't have to pay a overpriced shipping and its usually free. Retards think its only a place for auctioning so they always shop on Amazon getting ripped off because they end up always paying extra for shipping if the item aint over 25 bucks. If you want an xbox or mac book with good shipping deal and great customer service then yeah go to Amazon but don't follow the retard sheep crowd who only look for things thats commonly advertised and assume Amazon is best with everything sold on it. I've found killer deals on things that ebay sells and amazon doesnt plus ebay sells a hell lot more stuff than Amazon does and you dont have to bitch about paying for shipping if ITS OVER UNDER 25 FUCKING BUCKS, FUCKING READ STOP FUCKING MAKE JEFF BEZOS RICH BECAUSE YOURE BRAIN DEAD AND CANT PICK UP A FUCKING BOOK OR RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN GOOD LUCK GETTING A Phd IF THATS YOUR GOAL!

Hey dumbass! did you know Amazon almost always comes with shipping if it aint over 25 bucks and it takes just as long as eBay if its shipped from china? At least eBay is usually free shipping for small things from china.

by poopee finger sniffer September 22, 2018


Ebay

The god of all men. In school he rules over everything and everyone. No one could over power him if they tried.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.

Yo mum: who is that new kid at school
You: he's eBay
Yo mum: he looks smokin

by NewYourka69 May 10, 2021


eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019