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Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.
It's when you shave a hitler tash into your pubes.
Dude, that girl last night had a total genital hitler, so I gave her three fingers.
<.7.9.7.6.>The Fidels Are Addicted To Equestrian Genitals<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Fidels Are Addicted To Equestrian Genitals<.7.9.7.6.>
The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.
Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.
when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate
DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED
When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.
Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.
James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.
sex.
Last night, they were found in a hot genital lock in the seaside resort.