Ke$ha

A horrible musician who can't sing for shit to save her life. Her voice is so terrible that millions of people will run away when they hear it. Kesha's lyrics are just some of the most unintelligent lyrics I ever seen! Even little kids can write more creative lyrics than her.

Person 1: Did you hear Ke$ha on the radio?
Person 2: Yes, her music polluting my ears and all of her music should be removed from the radio!
Person 1: Agree!

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Ke$ha

A talentless skank who got famous because she sang in a talentless lummox's stupid song. Most famous for 'Tik Tok'. Obviously can't spell, sing, or dress like a decent human being.

Ke$ha: *talentless autotuning*

Me: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!!

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Ke$ha

To cover up or hide an STD with glitter.

Person 1: "Dude, why does that bitch have glitter all over her lips and mouth?"

Person 2: "She had to Ke$ha so that Mick Jagger looking dude will hook up with her."

Person 1: "What's Ke$ha?"

Person 2: "Herpes, dude. Herpes."

Person 1: "That was a waste of time. That Mick Jagger looking dude will hit anything whether she Ke$shas her face or not!"

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ha guay

Cantonese replacement for the "N" word
You hear most cantonese people refer to black people this way.
Pronounciation: ha . goo. ai

Mandarin Chinese: Hey . Goo . ay

ChineseGuy: Se Ha Guay!

BlackGuy: I understood that, you called me a fucking nigger!

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Wha-ha

a word used in place of sweet, wow, or something of the sort

Ben- Hey bia, look at that girl with those tig ol bitties.
Kush- Wha-ha!!! Damn shes fine

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Ha Shorthand

Ha shorthand is a method for conveying different discrete magnitudes of amusement or laughter. It is derived from haha, and can be communicated with only 3 characters.

1Ha == Ha
2Ha == Haha
3Ha ==Hahaha
Etc..

Pablo Escobar: Knock Knock.
El Chapo: Who’s there?
Pablo Escobar: Mustache.
El Chapo: Mustache who?
Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
El Chapo: 4ha
Pablo Escobar: Great use of ha shorthand!