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Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.

Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018


Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler March 19, 2016


insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.

Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.

by Your Lawrd Jesus July 3, 2019


Insta-potty

Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet

She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024


Insta-fav

insta-fav is a word describing something you instantly love and/or consider your favourite; it is a combination of 'instant' and 'favourite'. Pronounced "insta fave".

Dude! I totally insta-fav that shirt!
I'm insta-faving that picture you drew, it's so awesome
Cool shoes - insta-fav!

by The_Aliway. July 19, 2010


insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

by frogscotch November 26, 2021


insta

insta is a short word for -instgram-

oh bro , i have just found your account in insta , accept the request.

by omarnasr August 7, 2017