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josh

Josh is a terrible lover and has a 1-inch penis

I heard John is a josh

by j0sh1 February 9, 2018

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Josh A.

A huge jerk. Super hot. But will only use you and talk shit about you. Kinda obnoxious. can be annoying.

Dude you are such a Josh A. !

by betchesthese March 21, 2012

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


josh

Is a nice guy....to some people, but cares mostly about his video games, and will grow up to be fat and have diabetes

whos that fat ass? oh him thats josh the lazy computer addicted nerd!

by missleo April 9, 2012

42πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Josh

This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful!

Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?"
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"

Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."

by Windex.Original. January 28, 2011

31πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Josh

A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi

Josh:Hey bitch.
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi

by c_iiqnx March 15, 2018

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Josh

"Josh"

The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.

The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."

Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!

Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!

Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.

by SuperGirl007 January 9, 2014

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


josh

very funny , always there for people when needed , gorgeous but doesn’t realise it , tends to make girls feel really loved n welcome , just amazing in general

That guy is a josh, he’s handsome !

by Girltoft December 11, 2017

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž