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Quinn Fabray is a pressed lemon
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In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
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lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.
(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"
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1. The act of rubbing oneβs face against toned abdominal muscles
Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
"He began furiously lemon zesting her rock hard abs"
A phenomenon that occurs when a person or group of people appear to show signs of loss of composure under heavy pressure or stress. Commonly used by ESPN personality, Bomani Jones.
The Lakers had a 19-point lead in the 4th quarter, but now it's a 5-point lead and they're missing free throws. This is clearly Lemon Booty.
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A group of 3 or more females who go out to parties and make out with each other but are not real lesbians.
"Those girls are being lemon sluts!"
or
"Gladstone girls are lemon sluts"
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The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.
After observing several employees with this condition, the manager will exclaim, "well it's official, today is Lemon Monday, feel free to express yourself accordingly".