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To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.
Usually said to one of two people:
A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.
or.
B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.
Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.
Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.
Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
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When a women's breasts are so large it seems she needs a fork lift to carry them
she told the doctor to give her fork lift tits
standing behind a girl while carrying her and fucking her at the same time while her legs are out in the direction of two forks from a fork lift.
Molly says that Randy, her husband, a recieving specialist at Home Depot, is the best fuck lift driver in town...cause she a hoe.
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A product packaged in such quantity that proper lifting techniques are required to avoid a debilitating injury.
Common "Lift with your legs"-sized products include soda, M&Ms, and pretty much anything that requires a club store membership to purchase.
Sizes larger than this include "Team lift" size, and "It comes with wheels."
"Where did you get this 'Lift with your legs'-sized tub of cheese balls?"
"Sam's Club. I had to use a back support belt to load it into the back of my truck"
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A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.
Awhhh dude, Mike gave his a girlfriend a Mexican Ski Lift!
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Ready to leave and go somewhere else, mode of transport is usually driving
Dude we'll link tomorrow going to lift clutch
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When your engaging a lifting workout, and you think your one set ahead of what your actually at. Now you feel like you have even more lifting to do.
Tyrone thought he was on set 3 of his 4-set workout, but on further realization he was only on set 2. Tyrone fell into a Mid Lift Crisis.