Lazy Mule

Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.

Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!

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mule boy

A wanna be cowboy who only deals with mules and has a poor sense of humor

Oh look it’s Paul the mule boy

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loafing the mule

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

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Drug Mule

Dispensing with a used condom inside your sexual partner.

I fell asleep after sex without disengaging and Drug Mule'd my gf.

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Drug mule

A deadbeat who offers to carry people and their stuff in exchange for drugs

Fuck an uber. I'm just gonna give my drug mule Ben a line and have him take me home.

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Fuck the Mule

A variant of the popular card game "pass the ace." In this version, when you lose the last of your three bets, you have the option to buy one extra turn (fuck the mule), usually for twice the price of one of the normal bets.

Dammit! I lost my last stack. That's a big pot out there. I'm gonna fuck the mule.

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brown mule

A swift knee to the middle of the asshole. This manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips.

"Don't eat my chocolate lucky charms or I'm gonna brown mule you"

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