The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...
Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.
When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.
Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.
Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)
Senior swooping is when a senior dates a junior at the beginning of the school year. This usually results in a pretty shallow relationship between classmates.
Scott is senior swooping a junior! Really? But school just started!
Senior prime is what you call someone when there in there prime but just need to get out of a sticky situation with someone that they are connected to. Can also mean that person is old and may be disabled wills in there prime
WHEN YOUR STRUGGLING TO GET A SENIOR QUOTE BEFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27, 2018 AND CANT CHOOSE ANYTHING CAUSE YOUR GAYNESS AIN'T THINKING STRAIGHT (heheheh I'm punny XD) IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT SO YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY EXPRESSING YOUR TROUBLES JUST TO GET SOMETHING INTERESTING.
AND HOW DARE THE YEARBOOK PEOPLE LIMIT US TO 45 CHARACTERS INCLUDING SPACES LIKE DA FUCK IS THAT SOGGY BALONEY. UGH. I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND BRITTNEY CAUSE SHE RULES, MY BEST FRIEND IVON CAUSE SHE'S RAD AS FUCK, AND MY HOE ISABELLE CAUSE SHE THAT BITCH THAT KEEPS IT REAL. ALSO I LOVE SHANE DAWSON. -SINCERELY, THAT GAY FRIEND
Did you look up that word Bob, the one named SENIOR ERNESTO. Its..........interesting.
this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks
the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup
the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries