*A very hairy woman.
*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.
*First discovery made in Shasta County.
Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.
a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top
"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip
A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.
Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.
"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"
A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly
she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?
Another term for a home run in baseball.
Dude just hit another swamp donkey.
The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.