Adult swim

The best channel on tv period. plays shows like family guy and futurama.

Turn on adult swim family guys on

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swim pussy

when you’re too much of a pussy to swim in the pool

Sam: Hey Chris why aren’t you swimming?
Chris: I just don’t like water
Ella: Chris just swim pussy

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swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker

Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?

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Adult Swim

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me

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Adult Swim

The late-night block on Cartoon Network, which pertains to adults, and is actually the only thing good on television right now. Everything else sucks ass.

I watch Adult Swim until my eyes bleed!

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adult swim

Not a damn cartoon show. more for the adults that actually have a life and a swimming pool. adult swim is the act that takes place after all the kids are in bed asleep, and the beer has been flowing.

hey baby the kids in bed asleep. you ready to head out to the pool for a little adult swim?

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Adult Swim

1: Anime block on Cartoon Network. When this block is airing, it's the one of the only times TV is worth anyone's time.
2: At many public pools, the time when 100+ kids have to live with cold @$$es and step out of the pool so two old farts can soak their feet.

1: Family Guy is the best show on Adult Swim, and one of the only shows that teenagers and adults can hang on to instead of watching gay channels like Disney Channel.
2: Lifeguard: Adult Swim!!!
Old Lady: Yay! I get to make my feet cold in this square
foot of the pool and watch all those kids drip
wet and freeze!

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