Swine Flu

An undercover cop;
Someone who hangs around or works with the police

Jimmy: Yo don't trust that dude
John: Why?
Jimmy: I think he got the Swine Flu
John: He ain't even sick
Jimmy: But he hangs around with Pigs (police)

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Uncultured swine

Someone who lives under a rock and doesn’t understand pop culture references

(1) Somebody who does not know who Shrek, Keanu Reeves, Elmo, Kermit, Danny DeVito, or Barney are.

(2) A person who has never seen The Bee Movie, any of the Shrek movies, Barney, Sponge Bob, The Muppets, Sesame Street, or The Office.

(3) A person who has never played MINECRAFT, Terraria, Roblox, Coolmathgames, or the Dino game

(4) Somebody who doesn’t get popular meme references.

Idiot: “who is Keanu Reeves? I’ve never heard of him.”
Me (an intellectual): “YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!”

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Swine Dick

Swine dick refers to someone having a cold/flu or swine flu going to touch a tv remote after adjusting their balls giving the next person to use it "swine dick."

Person 1: *adjusts self and changes channel*
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!

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Swine Flu

1. n. a phrase used in response to any signs or symptoms of any sort of illness; used to mock the media's overexaggeration of the Swine Flu "epidemic".

The phrase can be used as part of a sentence, or as a comment on its own.

Jim: I have a headache, and I think my allergies are acting up.

Tim (jokingly): You probably have Swine Flu.

or...

Tim: *coughs/sneezes*

Jim: Swine Flu!!!!

Tommy: Quick, call the hospital and the local news crew!

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Swine Line

A tan line you get from goin to Mexico for the summer, but get forced to wear a surgical mask due to Swine flu. You then end up with a surgical mask tan line around your mouth.

Barney: Dude, check out that hottie. She's really tan!

*girl turns around exposing a giant white square tan line around her mouth*

Barney: Holy shit... Is that a swine line?

*pukes on friends shoes*

Josh: DUDE!?

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Swine Flu

A type of influenza that originally affects pigs but somehow got transferred to humans. It started from Mexico in which some stupid Mexican probably had sex with a pig and got it. It is hopefully the virus that would ultimately eliminate all stupid beaners in the world!

John: Hey, did u hear Juan died from the swine flu this morning?
Ashton: Yeah? Damn, finally! Hopefully Jose is next!

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swine flu

Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.

After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.

Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!

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