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A cousin to the alcoholic beverage "Irish Car Bomb", the Canadian Terrorist involves a shot of Black Velvet whiskey dropped into a Labat or Canadian Beer. The destructive capacity of Canadian Terrorists is endless.
Mike: Hey Jon, let's go grab some Canadian Terrorists tonight and confuse the bartender.
Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.
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A woman who attempts to destroy a man's current relationship by embarassing him or insinuating he is cheating while in the presence of the girlfriend.
Just as a terrorist uses bombs to kill the cock terrorist uses lyes to kill the mans sex life.
While at a club, Joe and his girlfriend were approached by Joe's ex. The ex procedes to insinuate that Joe was still seeing her therefore laying waste to Joe's hopes of getting laid that weekend.
That bitch was such a cock terrorist.
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One who gives terrorists sexual favors such as handys, blowjobs, and fucking. Anyone kinda sketchy, and gingers.
person 1- "what is everyone doing later?"
person 2- "the terrorist fucker is with a new guy she just met"
person 1- "is he one of the usuals, a terrorist?"
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A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The Mind Terrorist will play annoying pranks and weave a web of lies and deceptions which often result in the male friend becoming embarassed/angry. The Mind Terrorist is also extremly hot, which prevents the male friend from breaking off relations with this annoying girl. The terrorist is capable of playing jokes on her more guillible male friends, such as making him think shes pregant/making him think shes HIV positive/making him think shes moving to Norway. All of these end with the terrorist exposing the males stupidity and embarassing him. This cycle cannot be stopped unless the male exerts extreme self control and breaks off relations with the terrorist, or if the terrorist becomes bored and seeks out a new victom, which is rare.
male friend- "dude, jamie slammed my locker shut, whacked me in the back of the head, stole my homework and made me think she had herpies all before lunch, and i didnt even get mad! wahts wrong with me???"
other friend- " nothings wrong with u dude, shes just a mind terrorist."
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Gay Man. A man who has butt sex with another man would be considered terrorizing their taint / taint region. Thus they are a Taint Terrorist
Did you see that guy with the My Little Pony T-shirt, he HAS to be a Taint Terrorist.
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Lose women who sleep with terrorists because of their fame and money.
Damn Osama has a lot of terrorist groupies
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The most dangerous combination an individual can be.
Jeff: Bro, I just heard Bill is a Communist/Terrorist.
Bob: Holy fuck
Bill: AHH BITCHES (shoots lighted napalm on crowd)
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