Thank you

Stank you, Thx; thnx; thxs; tks;
Ta (Ozzie);

tango yankee!;
cheers (Brit);

kthnxbai/kthxbye/kthx (ok, thanks, bye);

Much grass (variation of 'muchas gracias' or 'many thanks');

Hat tip (H/T in cyber lingo); Good looking out
Big-ups (e.g., I want to give big-ups to you for helping me out.);
Preash! (He: Here's the salt. She: Preash.);
Net lingo for thanks: TY, TYSM, TYVM

*My personal favs: Thx, Thnx, Ta!, tango yankee, preash

Other ways of saying thank you:

I will pop in later this afternoon. Kthxbye.
I'd like to give big-ups to my sister for her patience, kindness, and hospitality—and for her home-made cupcakes!
Frequent customer: 'Here's twenty bucks for the coffee. Keep the change.' Waitress: 'Preash!' (Preash from the word 'appreciate')
Cyber friend: 'I'll email you a pic of my cat.' Me: 'Oh, TYSM! I'm dying to see what he looks like.'
Tango yankee for the ring!
TY for the ride.
TYVM for letting me use the bathroom.
I'll see ya later. Cheers, man.
Friend A: 'I'll pick you up from the library after work.' Friend B: 'Much grass, (name of friend).'
Yuppie guy 1: 'Here's your fav gourmet macchiato.' Yuppie 2: 'Tango yankee, bud; I'll buy you your fav donut on my next trip to your fav café.'
Aussie guy pal: 'I will assemble the computer desk for you.' Me: 'Ta! I was just gonna ask you.'
GUEST: (Squeezing himself in a jam-packed hallway to get more beer in the kitchen) 'Seduce me.' (After given room to walk towards the kitchen) 'Stank you, dude.'
Cyber guy: 'You're pretty.' Cyber gal: 'Thx.'

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thank you

waking up to a bunch of wildflowers and a note from your boyfriend saying that i farted repeatedly last night and kept calling his name.
🖤

"thank you for the beautiful flowers, Phil."

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Thanks a lot

Being super sarcastic and not thanking you for anything at all.

“Thanks a lot, Sam,” Matthew said.

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thank you

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

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thanks bro

When you walk in on your brother (could also be a friend) getting a blow job in your room. It could also apply to other sexual activities.

Ryan: so I walked into my room last night and mary was proving that her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard to my brother.
Callie:Wow! what a slut!!! you should have been like, "now thats a thanks bro if I've ever seen one!"

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thank youuuu

the word deprived from tiahra nelson’s live. You can use this in any situation

someone: hey wanna get in my free candy van

you: thank youuuu

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Thanks John

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

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