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new bodies

The act of acquiring new sexual partners in a repeated fashion. Any sexual partner you have previously had intercourse with is no longer eligible to be considered a "new body".

Paul: "Yo Jimmy, you catch any new bodies this weekend?"
Jimmy: "I fucked one beat chick but.... THAT'S A NEW BODY!"
Paul: "Hell yeah brother."

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzhwjx October 22, 2019


News feeding

The act of continuously reading and scrolling down your Facebook news feed.

Friend 1: Hey what are you doing?
Friend 2: Facebook..
Friend 1: What are you doing on Facebook..?
Friend 2: News Feeding..
Friend 1: Ah..

Friend 2: Yep.

by Kronix_Ex2 January 18, 2014


The New Batch

A phrase used to describe a folder containing pornographic images on ones' computer. Normally the most recent addition to ones' collection of such images.

Joe hides dirty pictures in "The New Batch".

by Luke Donahue February 7, 2008


the new batch

A collection, usu. a series of folders, on ones computer containing recently saved pornographic images.

Dude you got to come over and check out the new batch.

by M Butler November 28, 2007


Mosh News

Mosh News is one of the most popular entertainment news sources in based in the United Kingdom. Their definition of "MOSH" goes against the traditional saying of "MOSH" since they claim it stands for "Major Online Social Hub" -- which was created in 2011.

Usually the word MOSH generally means people fighting in a 'mosh-pit', but it seems the guy who created Mosh News has invented a whole new meaning for his world-wide company, which could cause confusion for people, but if his definition becomes the true meaning behind "MOSH" then he has clearly changed the history of the world.

by moshpitgoer January 11, 2014


New Hat

Something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it's something newer and better than it is.

Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by Lisa Simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"

The iPhone 5s is nothing but the iPhone 5 with a new hat.

by HatMan34 November 20, 2014


new zealandish

What you see in a blondes search history as she is about to go on vacation to New Zealand.

"Oh my god, Becky, I am, like, about to go on vacation and I don't even know how to speak New Zealandish"
- Every Blonde Chick 2016

by Swaggy the Pirate February 29, 2016