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The realisation that corona virus isn’t just a meme and it’s finally come to your country 😬
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The phrase annoying kids say when someone runs out of toilet paper or face masks during 2020.
Karen- *can’t find any toilet paper and fruit snacks for the soccer team*
12 year olds- *grabs a microphone and screams “ITS CoRoNa TiME”*
Karen- shut up you little gay kid where’s your parent??
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What we'll all get after they find a vaccine. Then after everyone except the ant-vaxx moms gets an incredibly painful needle injected into their arm, we all go to bars and get shots of Corona. And 100 years later, some other epidemic pops up and we're screwed AGAIN.
Hey M8, wanna get our Corona Shots?
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Corona-bona noun a version of the morning glory ( erect penis in the morning with no stimulation) but where ones partner is also in lockdown and thus can’t help
“Hi honey I’ve woken with a corona bona and your not hear to play”
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That one boomer bitch that snatches up all the toilet roll but complains to the manager because theres a sign saying only 2 hand sanitizers per person
Haven you seen that women on aisle 5?
Ikr shes such a corona karen
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Welcome to Liberty University. Where conspiracy theories and political hoaxes are proven...wrong?
Hey, there's no educational environment more intellectually pure, academically wholesome and reality-grounded.
You mean Corona-Campus?
Where else?
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When one mixes honey in there Corona or beer. Honey in spanish can be said in two different ways. Miel and carino are both translations of Honey.
The bartender asks "What drink would you like?" The patron replies "I would like a Corona Carino."
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