splooge mop boy

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.

my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.

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splooge-o-rama

cum fest. see splooge

Jack: My date with Jill last night was a real splooge-o-rama

Tom: Sweet!

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splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

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yabba dabba splooge

Final words of Fred Flinstone before falling asleep after intercourse. (usually with Wilma)

Wilma; Oh Fred, not yet, I'm nearly there.
Fred; Yabba Dabba Splooge

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Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.

I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.

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Squiggly Splooge

(noun) - dried sperm in a women's hair after sex

girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"

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