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weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.
During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
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DUDE, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. I WAS ON ALL NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE FINAL. whatever, i still have red dead redemption 2 though.
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It will be over when I’m dead! — the definition of a good old fashioned grudge.
Example:
First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
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an alternative to "that sucks"
When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"
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Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.
This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.
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A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.
Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault
Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat
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An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.
'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.