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Some bad ass mother fuckers who dont give a shit about no body, and will "cut yo balls off and hand em to yah partner"
Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.
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The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.
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1) 'An act easily preformed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmacutical haze, with her teeth in the glass. Straddle her wrinkled mug, and ram your naughty boy down her thread. Blowing your jack down her withered esopogus. If she wakes up tell her she for got her pill and you were helping her.'
2) Alternate Variation: "As she is waking up turn around, stretch your ass cheeks apart and start screaming at her, like a wild talking asshole."
Source: O&A Show
"I'm going to the senior citizens home and going to give someone a gummy bear."
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2 or more male bears reach sexual climax as a result of prior sexual activities.
One day I was taking a stroll in the woods when I heard strange grunting noises. I began to investigate, only to find 4 male bears having a Gay Bear Orgy.
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White Bear Lake is a medium-sized suburban town in Minnesota, near the Twin Cities metro area.
1.) The town's majority is white people, small percentage of minorities.
2.) Citizens addicted to hardcore drugs are uncommon, but are definately present.
3.) The schools are pretty decent academic-wise. The students can range from students with all A's, to students obsessed with Snapchat, to teen mothers.
4.) Rumours say that the weed in White Bear Lake is "tainted with various chemicals and makes the person who smokes it crazy". The weed is completely fine, it does not make you crazy, but there is a huge chance of the weed being low-grade. Weed is actually pretty hard to find on the streets in White Bear Lake.
5.) Downtown White Bear Lake is a nice, cute little area where you can shop and get all your needs pretty quick.
Mahtomedi? Fuck that... White Bear Lake is the shit.
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The vacant expression given when one has either "checked out" or has no recognition of something.
OMG! Stacey it was so embarrassing! We met at a party last weekend, got drunk and had sex. I ran into him in front of the ATM this morning and got the Care Bear Stare from him. He completely didn't recognize me!
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being buck ass naked
Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all
When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.
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