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College

a secondary term for the words "prison" or "jail"

Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members

Jon: "Hey Ricky how was College?"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"

by hischransen August 29, 2023


College

1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)

1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022


college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt

person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi

by simps4sale October 12, 2020


College

It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.

High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.

by davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave November 22, 2021


College

A place that makes you solve problems you wouldn’t have without them.

College sucks, it’s horrible.

by Jeff The Dictionary July 10, 2023


College

Commonly used by inmates who stream online as an alternative word for jail or prison. College us used to through off any snitches who may be watching the live stream.

Man 1: Yo bro you in college? How many semesters you got left?
Man 2: I did two semesters I got three more to go before I know if I passed or not.

by Pinkfever June 20, 2023


College

A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts

Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started
Bro2: Dick has her now

by Style Hide November 21, 2016