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Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

by Herrickjunior October 9, 2015


Apple

WHY ARE U LOOKING UP THE DEFINITION OF A FREAKING FEUIT GET A JIB AND LEARN HOW TO READ

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE APPLE

by GOSOMEWHEREELSE February 6, 2019


Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the definition of a fucking apple... just kill yourself

Apple

by Niglet GOD February 5, 2018


Apple

John cenas favorite food. His booty is like a crack. Look at this dude. Oh woah woah woah

I like apples.

by PenisDestroyer987 March 3, 2019


Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!

So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.

by 4uffin July 5, 2023


Apple

An electronic store that loves to take your money.

Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.

by 🏈 November 20, 2018


apple

A red circle that's DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS that should be eaten every day

Dude, I havn't eatenan apple yet today!

by bargebunk January 3, 2018