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When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.
I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!
This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.
Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."
The act of 2 people telling all their friends they only hold hands like the good Christians they proclaim to be while it's obvious they are giving in to their carnal desires.
We only do Christian hand holding
In relation to paper hands and the stock market:
When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”
Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”
Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave
"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."
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A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.
My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.
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The best character in The Henry Stickmin Collection, He is Reginald Copperbottoms right hand. Nobody knows his true name. He is a very loyal and strict person, who can think quickly and really put up a fight. He is the strongest, bravest and 2nd most important character in the Toppat Clan. In most Completing the Mission routes, he is reborn with a cybernetic eye with a laser that melts anything it touches, 2 metal legs that can turn into a thruster, and a strong, metal arm that can turn into a giant blade. Right hand man, also known as simply RHM, is simply awesome.
Guy: Whats your favorite THSC character?
Guy 2: Right hand man.
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