The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

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men who eat grapes

men who eat grapes is when a girl is being fucked from behind and eating a pack of grapes cause why not.

i saw men who eat grapes today

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National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !

yo boys it’s national eating pussy day

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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

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people who eat dogs

Chinese people

Oh no! Yo-Yo is eating my dog because people who eat dogs are Chinese.

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raise hell and eat cornbread

The act of sex while listening to the lacs

We always raise hell and eat cornbread

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girls who eat carrots

it's girls who give blowjobs

Pat: oh look it's those girls who give carrots, can i have a blowjob
Laura: Ok

Girl who eat carrots : Lets all fuck Pat
Girls who eat carrots are girls who give blowjobs

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