"You're paralyzed? Man, that sucks a bag of cheese."
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a word used by a lot of roadmen and they would say it to offend and then the person would take offence.
person 1- suck your mom blud
Person 2 - oi you talken about my mom fuck of
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You say it when you don't give a damn.
Sam: Dude you so gotta get a hair cut.
Gill: *angry face* Suck My Hump.
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when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.
Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.
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since "suck my dick" is offensive to women, "suck my elbow" is offensive because you can't suck your own elbow therefor someone else has to suck your elbow. it's the perfect insult.
john- "you stole my car"
Jenny- "Well you can suck my elbow!"
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To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off
Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed
Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog
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