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Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

by Urbanswervin July 12, 2015

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bust a nut

frustration, anger; a hyperbole used when in great displeasure.

If Jim doesn't show up to rehearsal today, I'm gonna bust a nut.

by teenangstbullshit February 16, 2018

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Freezer Nuts

Derived from Blue balls, Freezer Nuts is when a males testicals turn blue due to lack of sex. Sometimes their nuts are so blue, they look like they took a trip into the freezer.

"Chick: Dude your nuts are blue!"
"Guy: I Know, your the first action i've got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts bitch."
"Chick:...."
"Guy: Get to work or get into the fucking kitchen..."

by Birddude8456 April 18, 2010

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snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 8, 2004

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No Nut November

No Nut November (NNN) is the challenge of not ejaculating or masturbating over the course of 4 weeks. You may however, engage in sexual intercourse or sexual outercourse throughout this time with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Most people reach a few days but only some reach one month.

NNN was created for single men on the internet to have something to do with their life hence why if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend you can engage in sex with them.

Good Luck

Example one:
Phil - Hey Derek, wanna do No Nut November with me
Derek - Sure

Example 2:
Boyfriend - Hey Girlfriend, because we're not sad, do you wanna have sex?
Girlfriend - Sure

by Friendlyneighbourhoodsexmaster November 6, 2018

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No Nut November

A honorful day in which every mammal participates and sees if you can last the whole month of November without nutting ONCE. Depending on which country you represent, you could get a free 1 nut pass for the month.

Joe: REMEMBER! ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER DTARTING TOMORROW! Ive been training for this all year. I think I got this.

by Gfurlisbak November 3, 2018

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quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

by Schwilly March 31, 2004

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