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The reason for doing something or going to an event, the same way how you will only go to an occasion if there is a "sandwich lunch provided".
Are you going to the races because Warona's going, and she's the sandwich lunch provided (slp)?
When you take a dump on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen.
"Hey Tony! I totally pranked my asshole roommate. I pulled a Reverse Ice Cream Sandwich on them."
The act of hitting a bowl and sucking ash into your mouth.
Haywood wanted last hit but ended up with a poop sandwich no bread.
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(N.) The Chicken Fight of Nov. 5th (at 10pm on DirecTV Channel 348) involving, TC "The Golden Boy" Chicken and Spicy, "The Red Riot" Chicken.
(I wonder if they know that Burger King is just going to eat them after their Publicity Stunt is over?)
SpicyTenderCrisp applied a strangle hold to TenderCrisp at the ten minute mark, but the Ref reversed the decision and TC retained his world title over Spicy, who really wanted to step out of the shadow of TC.
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a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.
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a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
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To someone about another person that is stupid, brainless, idiot.
The Sheriff is an idiot. I mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
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