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Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

by Bobbies124 September 9, 2020

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book nut

A man who loves books so much he busts fat nuts into the pages as he reads.

Collin is a book nut.

by Fact man March 6, 2018

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suicidal nut

when your about to nut, and you scream your dads name

*going to nut*
CHRIST!
*dad walks in*
DID YOU JUST SUICIDAL NUT

by Bartholomew p. winkleton January 3, 2018

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snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 8, 2004

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No Nut November

No Nut November (NNN) is the challenge of not ejaculating or masturbating over the course of 4 weeks. You may however, engage in sexual intercourse or sexual outercourse throughout this time with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Most people reach a few days but only some reach one month.

NNN was created for single men on the internet to have something to do with their life hence why if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend you can engage in sex with them.

Good Luck

Example one:
Phil - Hey Derek, wanna do No Nut November with me
Derek - Sure

Example 2:
Boyfriend - Hey Girlfriend, because we're not sad, do you wanna have sex?
Girlfriend - Sure

by Friendlyneighbourhoodsexmaster November 6, 2018

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No Nut November

A honorful day in which every mammal participates and sees if you can last the whole month of November without nutting ONCE. Depending on which country you represent, you could get a free 1 nut pass for the month.

Joe: REMEMBER! ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER DTARTING TOMORROW! Ive been training for this all year. I think I got this.

by Gfurlisbak November 3, 2018

25๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

by Schwilly March 31, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž