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Advertising. Especially commercials on TV.
"MTV has more mind poop than videos."
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Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.
Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon
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A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.
None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.
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A form of sex with lots of poo squished in there.
I dont like the feeling of poo sex. It feels like I just fucked a pile of shit.
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someone who eats poop, willingly or not.
a bunch of friends got together and we told this one kid he had to eat one of our craps. he tried to say no but we told him if he ran we would catch him, tie his balls to a rope and hang him from the ceiling. we had done things like this to eachother before, so he got scared. so one friend took a shit, so the guy picked it up, opened his mouth, and my friend shoved it in. the kid was gagging, shit smeared on his lips and teeth, and he puked all over himself. now we call him poop eater.
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A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.
After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.
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A wiener or penis or dong or shlong or dingyhoogle that has fecal matter otherwise known as poop or dookie or cacaz or shit or feces or baby mice on it from acts such as anal sex or messy shitting or pooping out of your mouth and sucking your penis simultaneously. Also running with your birthday suit on and falling face...penis first into a hot streaming corny thronging pile of horse manure. The poopy may get all over the weiner and possibly the urethra or peehole. When poop occurs in the peehole, it is then called "Poopy-Peehole." This may result in a "Poopy-Peehole infection," or "Bumbum Rash."
This usually occurs within the Jew population, since Jews are too stupid and cheap to afford toilet paper, plumbing, and even a toilet. Certain medications can help treat and prevent this from occurring.
"I got poop all over my wiener and now I have a poop wiener", said Dan after getting poop all over his weiner.
"Oh balls, I fell in poop and now its on my wiener....... and my balls." John said.
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