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I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by ill strangle you April 13, 2022


I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.

by Teslarossa August 29, 2023


I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?

I'm a(n) _____. (creative)

by AIDAS OALA October 3, 2019


I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023


I'm like a boss burn

1) A challenged young whipper snapper, who get's clue's alot in his friends party's!

2) Ask's to do Gamebatte's every 5 minutes!

3) De derp de durpede durr!

1) Hey guy's I'm going to subway! "I'm like a boss burn"
2) Hey Nepo can we do a Game-battle? NO....

3) I like to read books with colors! "I'm like a boss burn"

by Nepovjerenje February 2, 2012


An I'm Sherlocked

When you like a bunch of comments but don't reply.

Farah just pulled an I'm Sherlocked

by Dgwyegeveushh November 27, 2017


i'm a goner

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night

Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!

by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017