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The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.
Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.
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There is one cup- and then one girl drinks from it. Then another comes and drinks out of it
If You thought otherwise um your fucking nasty go read a book
#2 girls 1 cup
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The video of two lesbian women feasting on each others fecal matter, drinking each other's urine and then vomiting semi-digested urine and fecal matter into their mouths. All of this is filmed and a sad violin music is played in the back-ground. These types of videos (2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 screw driver, 1 guy 1 jar...) are shock videos wich include genitals and blood, semen, more blood, jars and to top it off it will ruin your life so DO NOT watch any of the videos above
'Dude you should watch 2 girls 1 cup!'
'What is it?'
'It's a video of 2 girls eating their shit!'
'And why should i watch it?
'Cuz its like a drend bro'
Moral of the story: watching two women eating shit, or a guy pulling a screwdriver out of his penis and just barely breaking his penis in half is NOT cool. Resist the temptation...
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a nasty ass video of 2 gross ass females eating each other’s shit & throw up
“ have you seen the crazy video 2 girls 1 cup ?”
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When a male with alcohol poisoning attempting to eat his girl out but instead vomits inside her like a barf bag
Give her the ol 1-2-vomit-in-the-pussaroo
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A similar syndrome to Vietnam Syndrome, it occurs in those who have watched the viral video 2 girls 1 cup and cannot look at a piece of shit without having a flashback to the video. It is a branch of the much larger Viral video syndrome which includes BME Pain Olympics Syndrome and 2 Girls 1 Finger syndrome.
Thing 1: Dude, where's Grandma?
Thing 2: She was in the Bathroom and then started yelling at me "What's wrong with you? OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH".
Thing 1: That's pretty weird.
Thing 2: Hey give her a break she has 2 girls 1 cup syndrome
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AQA, being the shittest exam board ever known to humanity, did GCSEs to suck the life out of everyone in Year 11.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam