When it’s so fucking cold outside
Yo it’s dick brick today.
When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.
Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.
Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick
YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!
one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.
Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!
noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals
Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan
“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”
One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.
1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.