douche bag

simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

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douche baglioni

the name of your science teacher

HEY mR.douche baglioni!

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Douche of Hazard

When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.

The danger of the hose stranglings became know as the Douche of Hazard.

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Douche Bagle

Like a Douche Bag, but more demeaning to the individual.

Tom is such a Douche Bagle for acting like that.

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douche chills

The gross feeling you get when something is really gay or embarrassing. Esp. when you are a straight male witnessing another male acting like a flaming homosexual.

Whenever I see Richard Simmons on TV I get douche chills.

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douche bag

Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

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douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

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