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A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.
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1. To strip down or disassemble on the spot to clean
2. To douche in a field
3. Emergency cleansing
1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
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Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).
Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching
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Someone who smokes enough grass in their lifetime to feed a horse for a few years.
(insert name of choice here), don't be a douche bonger.
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(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.
Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
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a combination of being a douche and a faggot
Steve: yo yo yo check me out bitchezzzz!
Josh: take your douche baggotry elsewhere!
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SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT
DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA
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