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when someone you know or love suddenly says that they are going to move real far away. This is often a very heart wrenching experience for the one moving, but even more so for the one left behind
A man and a woman were close friends with eachother. Both live in Boston. One day, the woman says "I'm moving to Crapville, California, near Tijuana". the guy was very shocked and shaken at the news. When his friends talked about it the next day, one said tothe other "That chic really dropped the distance bomb on poor Sam last night."
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When a man fills a used codom full of ejaculate (jizz) into a condom and it swells up like a water balloon and throws it at a person.
What the-" SPLAT! "Shit! i jsut got Sock Bombed!
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A PDF Bomb is something that happens when someone links to a large PDF file, and it causes your browser to crash or your system to freeze. Sometimes both.
I had no idea that link led to a 98mb PDF file! I totally just got PDF Bombed. They should really warn people about that shit!
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A turd that comes part-way out of your ass then gets stuck, causing one to strain severely in order to pass it.
Jim: Damn! Did you see how red Frank's face was when he came out of the shitter?
Jack: Yeah, I bet he was in there trying to drop a hung bomb.
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Paint bomb- When super amazing sophomores decorate a car with all the car paint they can find. It usually evolves lots and lots of polka dots.
At the 5k the sophomores paint bombed the car.
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to defecate
We'll need to stop at the next rest area cuz I'm about to Bomb Berlin.
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Projectile human feces that is jettisoned from an aircraft. In this case, a Boeing aircraft.
After finishing his green bean casserole, Steve had to defecate, so he headed to the bathroom. The male flight attendant said he had to wait approximately 3 minutes for the Boeing to jettison the fecal matter.
These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.
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