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the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM
Hey DAD nice to see you here
A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen
Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie
Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.
He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."
A man who at times calls you bro.
Me: Morning bro! I need upkeep money.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.
A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.
Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.
a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.
Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”
“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”