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A figurative concept that refers to harnessing the greatness of Rock ‘n Roll and putting it into a tasty sandwich. Used to describe how awesome something is.
Hey man, did you see that I got Slayer to play in my basement? Hell Yeah! That’s a Rock 'n Roll Sandwich!
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The act of shoving shit and cum inbetween a girls boobs
After some hardcore dry anal, my boyfriend made me a peanut butter and fluff sandwich.
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It´s when someone opens a baked potato, farts in it and closes it a gain really quick.
"I already had something to eat."
What did you eat?
"I ate a Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich."
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A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.
Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃
Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!
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When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.
" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"
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One of the most disgusting shock videos out there. It contains two guys in a kitchen. The one asks in the creepiest hentai voice ever, “Do YoU wAnT a SaNdWiCh?!” The other says is an even more disturbingly hentai voice, “YeS i LoVe YoUr SaNdWiChEs!!!” So the guy starts making the sandwiches. He spits into the patty. Then he pulls back his foreskin to reveal his whole penis head covered in dick cheese. He uses this as the cheese for the sandwich. As if this isn’t bad enough, it gets worse. The other guy eats the sandwich and says, “HeY tHiS cHeEsE iS tAcKy!” He continues to eat it happily ever after. Extremely nauseating video attempting to glorify eating dick cheese. Worse than eating cum in my opinion, DON’T WATCH!!!
Sicko: Hey wanna watch 2 guys 1 sandwich?
Poor unfortunate soul: This better not be about eating shit or cum
Sicko: No it’s even better! * he he *
* watches it *
Poor unfortunate soul: WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
* Sicko laughs while eating dick cheese in the background *
This is how I watched it btw
Btw if you’ve made it this far congratulations because everything you just read is fake
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Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc
Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
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