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When you fuck a woman in the ass and then you make her suck you off till you cum !!
Oh I gave your mom a chocolate cream sickle last night !!
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When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.
"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."
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the act of wiping fecal residue from ones penis tip and then flipping through the air.
after having anal sex with this slut i realized i had some turd stuck on the tip of my dick ,so i chocolate chip flipped her bathroom mirror
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When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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When you're on a roller coaster and as your cart goes up a loop, you shit at the top and then the shit slides out of your pant leg and hits the person behind you as you come down.
Unfortunately for Jonathan he was screaming when he got hit with the Rollercoaster chocolate chunk.
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A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
1. I've just flushed the biggest chocolate sewer shark.
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Came to being as a concept and a word the first time my friend sat on a toilet at Reading music festival, a few years ago, and the human waste was piled up so high that his purple headed warrior got a poo-dunking.
HA HA HA HA HA Chris has got a Thorntons Chocolate Nob!
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