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A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after
weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!
an Alaskan Ice Dragon, But Instead Of The Recipients Sperm, It uses his or her Feces.
The Devil uses an Alaskan Ice Dragon on Me , Before Going all Vietnamese on my ass.
or
The Devil gave me a Vietnamese Land/Ice Dragon
When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.
Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.
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Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.
"Dude my Science Teacher is such a Cum Snorting Sea Dragon!"
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Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.
Verily, the brave knight hath slain the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon!
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the gayest show on planet earth
"do you have any gay show recommendations?"
"miss kobayashis dragon maid"
"thanks bro"
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Originally associated with Opium. the act of passing smoke from your mouth to the mouth of another. Extremely enjoyable when it's with a girl you want to hook up with or watching two females engage in it.
I was Chasing the Dragon with Stacey the other night and she chased it to Gwen!!
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