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Europe's fondest place for watching dicks sucking dicks
Brad is an avid fan of the European Gay Porn Awards. In fact, he knows all 8,306 dick sizes by heart.
All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).
"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."
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Sex in its best form and shortest
Gay midget furry porn is a gift from God
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When those damn gay Korean midgets fuck on camera. The leader of North Korean loves making and watching this genre of porn. If you like this you're based.
I love watching "gay Korean midget porn" on the hub when I'm turned on.
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The hottest damn thing in the universe
Person 1: Yo, do you have 17 folders of Ellie Rose Porn?
Person 2: Oh hell yeah! How did you even know?
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A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW
I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.
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a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
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