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The date Februrary 22nd, 2022. In American date format, that becomes 2/22/22, and it just so happens that this date lands on a Tuesday, with "2's Day" a pun on Tuesday, and it should be celebrated at 2:22, 2:22:22 if possible.
Man 1: "Hey, 2/22/22 will land on a Tuesday!
Man 2: "Holy fuckin' shit!!"
Man 1: "Let's party at exactly 2:22! It's gonna be lit af!"
Random Bystander: "Long live 2's Day!!"
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The act of going to a womens house and holding her at gun point inorder to gain her trust. And normally has a younger child as a get away driver if things go bad.
Person 1) hey what ever happend to you and KC
person 2) idk but i think we should pull a "2 A.M run" to gain her trust
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Refers to the Volkswagen 2.0 liter, four-cylinder gasoline engine used in VW's North American models. Cars equipped with this powerplant are notoriously sluggish, hence the term "2 point slow". The term probably derives from the 5 point slow epithet for certain fox-body Ford Mustangs.
I found an awesome used '02 Golf for sale and was all ready to buy, but then I saw it was a "2 point slow" and walked away.
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type 2. identifiable by a small but tubby body, maybe a mustache, seems not to care about how he dresses. type 2 is usually outgoing and positive. brightens the world around him. laughs often. as a result of bullying most type 2's can ignore physical and emotional pain. except heartbrake, which will cause extreme depression. type 2 falls in love early and never falters. speaks comfortably with all girls, but speaks best with the one he loves. you can tell if a type 2 is in love with you by a quick smile, darting glances, eagerness to talk to you and/or constantly asking about you and your life. is often bullied due to his kindness and selflessness. will do anything for the girl he loves, even if its illegal. type 2 is often unsure how to handle love, if you think a type 2 is in love with you confront him, he will admit it. be careful not to break his heart. remember that he would do anything for you, and expects nothing in return. if you cannot love him back just tell him. he will understand, he will want your happiness, but he may not move on. if you decide to date a type 2 remember that he may not be very confident in himself. give him clear instructions. he will eventually learn and become a great boyfriend.
you will love your type 2 josh
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When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting
Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
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A game that will make you scream at the tv because of the noobs that camp, grenade launcher whores, and knifers. A crappy repetitive game.
(Joe) "You want to go play Modern Warfare 2?"
(John) "No that game sucks, Im going to go play a game that takes real skill."
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A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.
It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.
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