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when a woman is on her period and you have sex with her and you pull out of her vagina and she sits on your bed or wherever.it looks like a clam put on lipstick and kissed your bed.
Clam Kiss put lipstick on and kissed something
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A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:
kiss my nuts, my friend!
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A man of extreme high class that is known mainly for his dick sucking abilities.
Guy 1: Spencer is such a pickle kissing Ginshi.
Shman1 : That don't matter he did such a good job with me his mom wanted to join in.
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Come and see the best thing to happen to girls everywhere!
The amazing, the TERRIFIC, EMO BOYS KISSING! And the best part is, I'm sure they would kiss you too if you asked and were all emotional and 'no one understands me'.
Emo Boy #1: Whoa...Who set up all the cameras?
Emo Boy #2: I'm taking new pictures for my blog on my emotions.
Emo Boy #1: That's so deep.
Emo Boy #2: Yeah...But my viewers want something interesting...like emo boys kissing...
Emo Boy #1: Wanna make out and take pictures so they can see us kiss?
Emo Boy #2: Sure.
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two girls too despraite to get a guy so they get the next best thing
emo girls kissing
girl 1: hi
girl 2: hey
girl 1: want too make out
girl 2: sure!!
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When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.
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wen u lie and say ya first kiss was like in the 4th grade...but it was actually in da 7th ahhh haa
dag u neva kissed a boi till da 7th grade dag u move slow "ma first kiss was in the 4th grade"
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