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Someone so fat and floppy that they look like a cunt with legs.
" That fat bastard over there looks like a cunt with legs."
A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.
I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke
So you don’t get too close to another guy
Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy
The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.
When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes
Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week
Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs
A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs
like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg
when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"