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Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.
holy shit Sam you fucked Emma
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.
“You should get yourself a Sam.”
If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.
Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.
1. A guy who wants to die with honor
2. A man who has been through so much that the pain is euphoric to him and he'd do anything to sacrifice himself for someone who he loves.
3. A boy falls for the popular girl but gets friendzoned and betrayed by his best friend.
4. A male who was born with the ability to see things deeper than anyone else to the point where he has the potential to be the hero for all.
5. The original star wars and Spider-man nerd who sees it as a philosophy to live by.
1. Sam just got stabbed for saving that little girl from that rapist. He died with honor
2. I love Sam so much but he never admits that it's okay to be hurt
3. Hey I just saw Sam seeing his love for this girl break by Preston kissing her.
4. There's something about Sam that makes me feel safer and more confident with life
5. Sam, you're such a nerd! No Sam just sees star wars differently than others.
Right so, where do we even start. This name describe an individual who is very smart and loves to be the best at anything and everything, and if he is not then you definitely won’t hear the last of it. When deciding the sexuality of a Sam, it is very complex. Most are said to be closeted, while others are just actively hiding their true colours. There’s only really one word to describe this Sam… “prick”.
Ooo I love this Sam.
Are you sure this Sam isn’t a prick?
When a person is confused, you better call them sam.
sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck
sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve