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A second to a nigga's favorite drink, consisting of water, blue and about 5 pounds of sugar per glass.
After a long day on the plantations, Marcus demanded grape drank. Unfortunately, all they had was urban blue water, so he dealt with it.
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College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.
Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.
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Metaphor / Simile
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An underwhelming or disappointing experience, action or person that leaves everyone observing wanting to cringe eternally.
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The consequence to when you cum so much, it's spewing back out, much like the effect you get when you squeeze a jam donut.
1. "All you do is sit in your room and play CoD, you are such a water-filled donut."
2. "Last night was a good run - I left her like a water-filled donut!"
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When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.
I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.
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Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.
My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon
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A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
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The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.
Person 2: Okay man
*Person 1 starts to cry*
Person 2: What's wrong bro?
Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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