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When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
Bear is fantastic, amazing and an overall kind person. They always try to help as many people as possible and they've brought much joy to so many people!
Keep being epik :D
They're so kind! They remind me of Random neighborhood bear!
How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!
An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.
I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.
An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"
When you get really high and you twitch or shake or vibrate or anything similar.
"Dude," exclaimed Paul, "I have shaky bear syndrome right now."
"Yeah, you're shaking 'cause you're high," replied Todd.