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A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.
"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!
it’s so fucked up that it’s womped
“fuckers womped i swear”
Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.
After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.
Someone who sees a QR code and scans it, even though they have no idea what it links to.
Oh, so you saw this on a mug and decided you’d see what it was for, did you? Nosey fucker…
A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
A term used to insult a person whom amasses a huge handful of leaves and hurls them at you.
Person One: *Throws huge handful of leaves at Person Two*.
Person Two: *Gets hit* Jesus Christ Liam you leaf fucker.