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Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

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Hard Core Soft Porn

A mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional First Born Unicorn era of filmography and photography.

Culturally aware conversationalist #1: "Can't get that Hard Core Soft Porn out of my head..."

Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."

by IntellectualRapist June 13, 2012

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YouTube Soft Core Porn

YouTube Soft Core Porn Is A Way To Describe A Thumbnail That Features Either Cropped Porn And Or In A Semi-Sexual Event. Most Thumbnails Will Include Drawn Characters From A Comic (of which they dub) And Or A Panel From A Hentai Comic. More Of These Situations Include Such As Normal Activities But The Person Doing Them Has Big Tits, A Huge Ass Or Both. If They Aren’t Comic Dubs But Still Use Panels For Their Thumbnails It’s Most Likely To Be A Bait And Switch Meme Channel (AKA Wasted Potential To Actually Make Original Content And Be Known For Literally Anything Else But Bait And Switching Hentai For Little Timmyβ€˜s excuse the rant).

A: Bro You See Those Channels That Use YouTube Soft Core Porn In Their Thumbnails?

B: Yea I Know Right? Internets A Big Place.

by YouTube Soft Core Porn August 23, 2023


HISOKA PORN VIRUS

WHEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK WITH HISOKA NUDES PORN FEATURING GON DONT CLICK IT OR YOU WILL CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPSLOOK

OH NO I HAVE HISOKA PORN VIRUS

by Maybe if you stanned Loona b1s September 1, 2020

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Gay porn hard

Popularized by the movie "Goon", this term is used to motivate and optimize civil construction crews and Canadian hockey players.

"How hard are we gonna work today boys?"
"HARD!!! GAY PORN HARD!!!"

by Uzidoesit April 21, 2021

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Live teen pregnant porn

Where a pregnant teen performs live porn in front of other teens usually in a secluded place. Because they don't have access to the places where live pregnant porn is being performed in public.

Do you like live teen pregnant porn?

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

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roblox porn sex xvideos

You're a weird-ass kid that typed this is prob (you're a fucking weirdo dude.)

hey have you seen that weird-ass kid that typed in roblox porn sex xvideos on urban dictionary yea hes a sex afender now he is banned from coming here at the school

by the average retard January 25, 2022

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