That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard
Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards
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A mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional First Born Unicorn era of filmography and photography.
Culturally aware conversationalist #1: "Can't get that Hard Core Soft Porn out of my head..."
Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."
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YouTube Soft Core Porn Is A Way To Describe A Thumbnail That Features Either Cropped Porn And Or In A Semi-Sexual Event. Most Thumbnails Will Include Drawn Characters From A Comic (of which they dub) And Or A Panel From A Hentai Comic. More Of These Situations Include Such As Normal Activities But The Person Doing Them Has Big Tits, A Huge Ass Or Both. If They Arenβt Comic Dubs But Still Use Panels For Their Thumbnails Itβs Most Likely To Be A Bait And Switch Meme Channel (AKA Wasted Potential To Actually Make Original Content And Be Known For Literally Anything Else But Bait And Switching Hentai For Little Timmyβs excuse the rant).
A: Bro You See Those Channels That Use YouTube Soft Core Porn In Their Thumbnails?
B: Yea I Know Right? Internets A Big Place.
WHEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK WITH HISOKA NUDES PORN FEATURING GON DONT CLICK IT OR YOU WILL CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPSLOOK
OH NO I HAVE HISOKA PORN VIRUS
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Popularized by the movie "Goon", this term is used to motivate and optimize civil construction crews and Canadian hockey players.
"How hard are we gonna work today boys?"
"HARD!!! GAY PORN HARD!!!"
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Where a pregnant teen performs live porn in front of other teens usually in a secluded place. Because they don't have access to the places where live pregnant porn is being performed in public.
Do you like live teen pregnant porn?
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You're a weird-ass kid that typed this is prob (you're a fucking weirdo dude.)
hey have you seen that weird-ass kid that typed in roblox porn sex xvideos on urban dictionary yea hes a sex afender now he is banned from coming here at the school
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