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Hamhocks - or chicken breast. In short, the best kind of supple, delicious succulent meat.
- Bro tonight is quesadilla night.
- Dude we have a fuckton of titty meat
- Dude that's awesome
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Meat drops is slang for a woman's breasts.
"Damn biatch, you sure have a nice set of meat drops. How about you come back to my place so you can rub those in my face!"
or
"She finally showed me her meat drops and her nipples were extremely hairy. I decided to floss my teeth with them."
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more formally known as the labia
I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.
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Meat head is a term synonymous with the term "red-neck" in the United States' society. Red necks are misogynists who drink a lot of beer and watch NASCAR religiously. Meat heads are misogynists who drink a lot of beer and watch Football religiously. On the useless-asshole spectrum a meat head would be on one end, representing the ingrates of the yuppie culture. On the other end of the spectrum would be the red necks, representing the ingrates of the blue collar working class culture. Note that sometimes a person can be both partially meat head and redneck.
God, if only it weren't for all the meat heads and rednecks, we would live in an ideal world.
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Synonymous with meat head, when referring to someone as a piece of meat, you're basically calling them doing looking or not mentally there, however physically buff to the extreme. They are exclusively male and don't usually tend to have a lot going on upstairs, and, when spoken to, tend to respond with mere grunts.
If someone is in a relationship with a piece of meat, they aren't in it because of their great personality, as they do not possess one. Instead, they are with them because they are:
1. Desperate,
2. Horny, or
3. Pregnant.
Contrary to science's claims about the missing link, it disproves the theory that man evolved from apes, but that man is actively evolving into apes, as people no longer have to be likeable to mate and instead just have to have something between their legs.
Danny: Who's that?
Tabitha: Him? That's so-and-so's boyfriend .
Danny: Really?
Tabitha: Yeah! She says that he's quite the man.
Danny: Honestly? He just looks like a piece of meat to me.
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Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
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perspiration caused by excessive rubbing and tugging
The Mom: "Jimmy, get back to work on your homework."
Jimmy: "Mom, I'm just taking a break to do some push-ups."
The Mom: "Push-ups? Don't try to fool me, Jimmy. I know you've got the meat sweats! Nobody else goes through that much lotion in a week."
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