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Another way of saying "One." Means bye or what is said at the end of a conversation between 2 people.
Person 1- Aight, I'll get at you later.
Person 2- Aight, One Up.
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The hottest boy band in the fucking world like omg im not even kidding these guys are so fucking hot that i just wanna drink all of their sperms and i want them to shit in my mouth and i want to swallow their shit anf ythen throw it up and then shove my vomit one direction shit up my ass hole and lick my finger after im done, then i want them to take turns fucking me in my pussy until i fucking cum my skelleton and i want them to cut their testicles off and shove their chopped off testicles up my vagina.
I masturbate to them during lunch in the girls bathroom of my school. One time, i fingered myself so hard to one direction that blood came out of my vagina and i licked it off the toilet seat and them spit it out and rubbed it into my vagina lips.
God they are so hot and make me so fucking horny. I cant even fucking stand it.
Entry in my diary:
Dear diary,
I wish i could suck on oine direction's fucking dicks. I want them to spray me down with my sperm and i wanna poop on their chest and watch them eat my poop while i finger myself with poop smeared on my finger. I want one direction to bite my fallopian tubes off with their fucking teeth and drink my period juice and i wanna nomnom all of their fucking testicles and have them shove prostate juice up my ass hole and them i want them to stick a finger in my ass hole and i want to suck the prostate juice off their fucking fingers and then i want them to shove their penises in my ear hole and spary sperm in my ear until i cant hear anymore and i want to eat their shit and drink my own period and i want to feed them my butt hole wax with my fucking finger and i want to drink their sperm. Thats what i want to do to one direction.
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You ever go back and help that guy that you dispassionately waved off the stage or no? Did he kill himself? Do you know? I don't know his name.
That one guy "Daddy Jesus! I need help! Lay your hands upon me!"
Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! That is so fucking embarrassing for you! First of all, even asking for help makes you pathetic. Secondly, you cannot afford him you idiot! Third, you look like a crazy sycophantic weirdo! Hahahahahaaa!!!"
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A cross version of Regular and Diet Pepsi, very bitter in taste, with 1 calorie.
Pepsi-One is okay, I just prefer Pepsi Vanilla, Pepsi Twist, or just regular Diet Pepsi
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Fake breasts, or breast implants.
"Man I thought she had THE most bodacious rack, but when I copped a feel I realized they were bolt-ons."
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This is the elite chat, if you have made this chat you are considered a national gem. Even tho they have fucking 0 motives coz everyone’s either high or out or has no money we all are certi. We all text on the chat apart from fucking Alfie who just ghosts everything but we let it slide. Many many people have tried to suck my cock for a place in the group chat but I have declined and knocked there likkle twinkies out. Ben doesn’t stop going on about his bird and will has a dodgy wrist and we all do the juice wrld am I right guys. Aaron likes little kids but that’s okay coz we would never snake on him so we let him do his thing.
Omg guys it’s the one of us!!!
Let’s go suck there cocks!!!
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